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verylargedog:

i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual

fantasticarepickles:

this makes my heart ache

Silverstein always has been, and always will be my favorite poet because he doesn’t even need words in his poem to make people open their eyes.

officialnoot:

officialnoot:

it’s not a phase, mom

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT 

makemysoulache:

Shots fired

traceexcalibur:

ah yes, Homestuck, I’ve read that webcomic. I love the way they just… [clenches fists] [keeps clenching fists] [doesn’t stop clenching fists]

thebigdilemma:

the only poly people you ever hear about in media are heterosexual men with several heterosexual wives who are not really interested in one another and are often bitter about the fact that they have to share

that’s not healthy polyamory

why do we glamorize that polyamory

stop it

Achievement Hunter Catchphrases - Literally everything Ray says ever (and regrets immediately)

Requested by raysnarvaezjr

just-a-weirdo-named-amy:

kmbackwardsk:

Are You Aroused

first there was pantskat

then

THERE WAS SKIRTKAN

karkats-left-eyeball:

a happy ghost for you to drag around your dashboard

sigornthenn:

sweetmetaphors:

it is time.

soon the era of pumpkin will fall and the northern winds whisper

peppermint everything

drumcorpsdreamer:

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US

The gif makes the post 666% better

snezzing:

text posts like ‘reblog this if you would care if the person who reblogged this died’ are 100% emotionally manipulative trash garbage and that kind of thing needs to die out immediately

it’s just a way to feel bad for yourself if nobody ends up taking the bait and reblogging it from you. stop circulating those types of posts. they have no redeemable qualities.

wannabebandkid:

voovoov:

sniikt:

tell me it’s not only me

and chairs that don’t have them are never comfortable

I call it the fidget bar because I always bounce my leg on it

sometime in the future

  • old me: ah yes I remember the Great Skeleton War of 2014.
  • grandchildren: grandma that never happened.
  • old me: it was a long war.
  • grandchildren: grandma please stop we've talked about this.
  • old me: the only way to end it was to make a treaty with the skeletons.
  • grandchildren: grandma
  • old Me: and that's why humans have skeletons inside them.
  • grandchildren: gRANDMA PLEASE